i have decided to go to costco and buy a pumpkin pie and eat the entire thing myself. i havent done it yet. BUT DONT YOU THINK I’LL CHICKEN OUT! I WONT!
you might think thats disgusting. i would say, yes it is.
you might say, thats crazy. i would say, youre crazy!
you might say, you’ll gain 200 pounds! i would say, at least i’ll be warm!
you might say, no one wil lever love you again. i would say, why not? there will be more woman to love.
ok fine. what is really going to happen is that i will pay $5.99 for the hugest pumpkin pie on the planet. eat one slice. and then feel really sick. and then see my $5.99 in the garbage an hour later. and then want more and then go back to costco and pay another $5.99 to do the same thing all over again.
this is the life of the shmoopios.
try the appleiest pie and savor it forever
Wouldn’t the pie have to weigh 200 pounds for you to gain 200 pounds? At $5.99, that’s quite a bargain.
And why not eat the pie out of the garbage? Simply line the can with a clean garbage bag before you go to Costco. Then don’t throw anything else away. Then, after you throw the pie away, you can pull it out and it will not have touched any garbage.
i know its you huminsky!
your monster gives you away!! 😀
ps. to answer your questions:
1. the pie does not have to weigh 200 pounds. what can i say? im bottom heavy.
2. your garbage plan, though quite brilliant in form, is much too extravagant for this simple shmoopios from the ore of gon, and had no proper training in anything but how to be a c minus doctor.
You know nothing. Monsters are notoriously unreliable. C- doctors interpreting monsters, even more so.